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Santa Claws Review

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Director: John Russo Cast: Debbie Rochon, Grant Cramer, John Mowod, Dawn Michelucci, Savannah Calhoun, Marilyn Eastman, Julie Wallace Deklavon Santa Claws was recently released in a 10th anniversary DVD from PopCinema. I was hoping that I would've gotten this DVD, so I'd have an excuse to review it, but it never came. I do, however, own the VHS that has a completely different cover than the one that was just released, which is cool with me. When the Christmas holiday recently came upon us, I decided to check out this film again. I haven't watched it since the first time I bought the movie, which was some years ago. The only thing that I remembered was that I didn't like the movie at all when I first viewed it. Has my mind changed, since that first viewing? Well, all I will say at this moment is that it did....but only a little bit. Raven Quinn is an erotic b-movie horror actress who's having serious problems in her marriage. However, that's not the only problem

Best Movies of 2006

2006 is about to come to an end soon and I have been lucky to see quite a few movies that impressed the shit out of me this year. So, without further adieu, here is my list of what I considered the best movies of 2006. 10.See No Evil (Director: Gregory Dark) 9. Carnage For the Destroyer (Director: Chris Seaver) 8. The Karaoke Kid (Director: Chris Seaver) 7. Last Rites of the Dead (Director: Marc Fratto) 6. Shock-O-Rama (Director: Brett Piper) 5. Destruction Kings (Director: Chris Seaver) 4. My Dead Girlfriend (Director: Brett Kelly) 3. Slither (Director: James Gunn) 2. Marty Jenkins and the Vampire Bitches (Director: Henrique Couto) 1. Murder Is Like Sex (Director: Keith Boron) I would also like to give an honorary mention to the best short films I've seen this year and those belong to Gonzoriffic Films. The Cannibal Sisters remake and their newest short film, Two in the Pink were amazing and very impressive. I am so looking forward to more from Andrew Shearer and the Gonzoriffic c

Zombiethon Review

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Remember the good old days of Wizard Video? They released some really cool horror flicks back in the day like THE BOOGEYMAN, THE HEADLESS EYES, CARNIVAL OF BLOOD and the movie that I'm about to review...ZOMBIETHON. Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and relive those days again, renting these movies from my all-time favorite video store called Ray's Rent A Movie. They had the best selection and I was always fascinated by the big porno-style VHS boxes that they carried in this store. ZOMBIETHON was one of those releases that I wish I owned, but sadly mine is just a clamshell case. I will keep looking around until I find that big VHS box though. Anyway, I should get to this review...... ZOMBIETHON doesn't really have much of a plot. Basically, the whole film is a bunch of clips from zombie films thrown together and this all takes place at a movie theater that is run by...you guessed it...zombies. Besides the zombies, there are a few women that are lured into this theater